- Pointless Super Powers

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to digest corn.

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to run Crysis.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!