mint berry crunch

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to read your own mind

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to digest corn.

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the power to jizz money

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!