- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to make everything worse

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power of becoming an apple tree

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The ability to see into the present.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

Pointless Super Powers