The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to be alone

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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yo mama

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!