The ability to poop glue.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the power to become translucent

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!