The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!