The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!