- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to have gravity.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

Having taste buds in your anus.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to shrink boobs

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to be missed when present.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

Pointless Super Powers