The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to have gravity.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!