the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to die

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The power to not see anything

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!