The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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the power to jizz money

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the power to get married

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!