The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to eat socks

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!