The power to resurrect dead insects

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!