The power to die

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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cry acid tears

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to speak to toasters

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The ability to pass out at will.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!