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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.
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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.
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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice
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The ability to die instantly
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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.
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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size
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The power to breathe slightly faster
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Nope. Just nope.
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the ability to die on command
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The power to increase you`re pain at will.
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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will
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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.
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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales
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The power to have no superpower
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The epic power of laser pointer vision.
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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.
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The power to make dead batteries appear.
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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human
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the power to enter a coma.
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The power to die,but only if your alive!
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The power to extend your pinky toe
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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.
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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.
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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!