the power to transform into Kanye West

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The ability to be in fashion.

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!