The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to touch your toes

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to misspell

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!