- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

the power to summon a pen, once

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to grow more genitals.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to turn water into wine.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to die at will

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to think your dreams are real.

cry acid tears

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

Pointless Super Powers