The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!