A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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Nope. Just nope.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!