The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!