The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to shrink boobs

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to digest corn.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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the power to become translucent

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The power to even

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to look at Sun.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!