The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to be french.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to smell whore

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The power to die

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The power to eat socks

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!