The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power of hindsight

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lol

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the power to smell like ham

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to see via toe nails

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!