the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power of christ ;)

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!