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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun
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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...
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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.
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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases
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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.
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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings
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teleport to the place where you stand
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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years
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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability
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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.
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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies
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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.
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The power to not have a superpower
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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened
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The power to transform into a bucket of water.
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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.
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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.
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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it
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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.
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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.
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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.
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Justin Bieber
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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing
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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!