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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.
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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!
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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.
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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.
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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!
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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.
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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"
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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing
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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.
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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.
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The ability to become visible at will.
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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside
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The power to turn into a tree.
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The power to give people std's during intercourse
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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.
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the power to have an organsim when your a boy
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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time
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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.
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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person
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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.
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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.
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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.
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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.
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The power to not see anything
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!