The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!