The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to read this.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!