- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to fall without screaming.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to be powerless.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to run Crysis.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

Pointless Super Powers