The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to not see anything

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to have no powers

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Aweonao

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!