power to transform into a dick with legs

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The ability to jump

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to microwave bread

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to fly when in something flying

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kabloooeeey!!!

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!