The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to speak braille.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power of christ ;)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!