The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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the ability to die on command

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to break a Nokia

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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the power to see stuff

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!