- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to pee while standing up

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

Nothing

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to control mealworms

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

Pointless Super Powers