THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!