the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!