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The power to give people std's during intercourse
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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.
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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.
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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time
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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person
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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.
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the power to be Justin bieber
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The power to not see anything
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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds
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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity
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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you
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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever
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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it
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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.
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The ability to pass out at will.
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The power to do everything that you can do.
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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.
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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.
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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home
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The power to block your own powers
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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie
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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily
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The power to be really bad at CSGO
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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!