the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The ability to be heard in space

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!