The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power of hindsight

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!