The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to eat people :D

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!