the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power of being aquaman.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!