- Pointless Super Powers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to get arrested

The power to not have a superpower

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

The ability to control dairy products

The Power to Read really Small Words

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The power of becoming an apple tree

The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The ability to see into the present.

Pointless Super Powers