- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to have no superpower

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The ability to know when men have erections

the power to control nothing

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The ability to fold paper 12 times

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

Pointless Super Powers