The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to sit

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The power to have no powers

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to make lipstick fly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!