The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!