The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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Being only half invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!