- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The ability to not have a super power.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

The power to like this power

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

All of aquaman's powers.

Pointless Super Powers