- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

the power to fail at life

Meltman, with the power to melt!

get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

the power to run in slow motion

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power.

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

the power to be forever alone

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

Pointless Super Powers