- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to like this post

the ability to blow yourself

The power to control paprika with your mind

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

the power to control nothing

The power of being negative all the time.

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power of 12% levetation

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

Pointless Super Powers