The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to not see anything

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!