THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to speak braille.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!