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The epic power of laser pointer vision.
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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.
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The power of women's rights.
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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours
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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"
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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test
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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible
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The power to not have any power at all
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The ability to fold paper 12 times
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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.
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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat
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The power to be stupid reading this.
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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt
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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.
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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun
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Power to give birth through your penis.
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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.
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The power to walk 1% faster.
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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.
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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years
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being allergic to dairy and soy
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The power to make it impossible to have powers
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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on
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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!