The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!