The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the ability to look into your brain

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!