The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to like justin beiber

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to not see anything

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the power to die on the spot

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!