the power to control nothing

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!