The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!