The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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75% levitation

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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the power to morph into yourself

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!