Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to fart on a plane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!