- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to not have any power at all

the power to get married

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to break bones at will.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the power to enter a coma.

the power to become translucent

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to climb up fallen trees

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to sharpen a pen

Pointless Super Powers