The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!