The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to be normal and average

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the power to eat people :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!