The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!