- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

The power to uncontrally boop

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

Every time you clap some one dies

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

the powers to be a fat gassy woman

the power to misspell

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The power to not do it.

Pointless Super Powers