The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to see the present

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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the power to sit

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!