The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to take a s*** on people

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to die when you get old

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power drown in water

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!