- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to moves in slow motion.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

The power to breathe slightly faster

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The ability to like this post

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to die

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to fly only one inch off the ground

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to have no superpower

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

Pointless Super Powers