- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

the power of the succulent game

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to have no superpower

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

Pointless Super Powers