The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to die at will

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The power of 12% levetation

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!