The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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the power to melt your bones

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!