The power to kill yourself

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to think oppositely

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to not do it.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!