- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to see the past.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to have a V8

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power of hindsight

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

Pointless Super Powers