The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power of 12% levetation

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!