- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to control yourself

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to swallow instead of spit

SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

he power to make mistakes

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

i love to make shit brix

The power to see through windows

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to quote memes randomly

Pointless Super Powers