The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to become a laptop forever!

The power to see the past.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to have a V8

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

the power to hovertate

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power of hindsight

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to journey into the future of the past.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!