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the power to turn retarted
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to make your bowel work backwards
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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.
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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost
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The power to journey into the future of the past.
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the power to shape shift to yourself
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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!
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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID
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the power to catch em' all
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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.
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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.
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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.
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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit
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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.
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The power to get shot when you're alone
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The power of the most useless power and have that power.
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The power of christ ;)
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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.
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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.
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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.
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The power to have an ability.
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Being only half invisible.
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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.
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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!