The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!