- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to see through windows

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

Nothing

The power to see oxygen.

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

the power to enter a coma.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to think oppositely

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

Pointless Super Powers