The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to take edible shits.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

the power to change people socks on command

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

the power to get sick

The power to jerk off without using your hands

The power to talk without a tongue

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The power to die.

The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

To shit bricks.

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!