The power to remove all flavour from food.

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

The power to have an ability.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

75% levitation

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!