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The power to think of a good super power right now.
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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!
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The power to have pointless superpowers
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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D
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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.
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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!
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The power to teleport yourself one step away
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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau
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The power to lower your IQ at will.
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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.
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75% levitation
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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing
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The power to open doors with your bare hands
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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...
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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS
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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)
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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun
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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead
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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili
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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother
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The power to turn into a skittles bag
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The power to hole 1 inch putts.
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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!
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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!