The power to not see anything

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the ability to look into your brain

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!