- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to die

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to turn toast back into bread

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

the power to become translucent

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The power to make clean socks dirty.

the power to read your own mind

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

All of aquaman's powers.

Pointless Super Powers