The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The ability to die on command.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!