- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

Read fortune cookies without opening them

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The ability to die instantly

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to have gravity.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

Pointless Super Powers