The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to murder rocks.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!