The power to become famous on vine

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to see when people fart.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!