The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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The power to be french.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!