An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

the ability to spin gold into straw

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to not see anything

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to do everything that you can do.

the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

The power to block your own powers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!