power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to block your own powers

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to make lipstick fly

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!